Youve got Voodoo Donuts right there in Eurgene. They dont know how to merge, and they love to drive 50mph in the fast lane. Aug 25. I rage so hard at these people. The quality of instruction is very inconsistent from teacher to teacher, usually because those teachers drew straws to teach certain classes. No! 14 reasons why Oregon sucks, and you probably shouldnt move here. Not so much so from OSU or WOU; but PSU alumni can be like this mind you, Im not impressed with the quality (or, lack thereof) of education you can receive here; then again, I went to Stanford University, which U of DOh despises intelectually inferior, maybe? I hate it here but I am afraid to move back. I hate Oregon, but LA does suck worse. I have taken many classes at OSU where we were expected, and set up for failure, with class averages on exams being in the 30% range, and that translating to an A with a curve. The University has been the focal point of my life for the past five years. Come visit Reno Nv if you want a good example of just about everything you complained about Oregon. So I fled to Oregon, but now those same morons are coming to Oregon and improving it too. I was born and raised in Porkland. The majority of students live on campus, and first year-students are required to live in campus housing. Lucky husband I guess. I was born here but grew up in New York City, (tired of it) been back here for five years (family business) and looking for a better place to live. December 17, 2022 7:02 pm ET. And theres nothing to do here except eat I mean nothing to do! In my home state we would beat you like a seal pup to that shit. Hello. Talk about inconvenient! I have experienced the slow drivers and Ive been here a year. It always smells like damp forest. These people are easy to find when they drop out, as they are often sporting "Oregun" stickers on their enormous vehicles, waving giant American flags, and attending republican rallies ornamented in Oregon State University clothing. Lol this is so true. Since we are talking about your fancycar, you can forget about that whole car wash thing. Seems accurate as far as my experience. You can't even go to work without being drenched by continuous downpours. These states have far more rain then Oregon: Hawaii, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Tennessee, Georgia, Arkansas, Connecticut and N. Carolina tie for the top states for rain. The campus was beautiful, and the engagement of student life was very apparent that they are happy to be there. Sounds awful but nothing is worse than Houston Texas where I live its so hot youll have a heat stroke walking to the car and the heat last for 5 to 7 months a year! If you want the ESOL endorsement, there's no guarantee you'll earn it at OSU. View Salary Scores. Graduates in the class of 2022 had an average of $26,736 in student loans per borrower. Mountain lions arent the only animals running the streets in Oregon. They drag you down, everyone here is a downer. Im still amazed at how many women in the NW look like menon purpose. At Oregon State University (OSU) you can join a campus band, sing in a chorus, or perform with one of the school's theater groups. . Very true! Aaron Fitt (@aaronfitt) June 24, 2017. The Oregon State acceptance rate is 82%. Phil Knight?!?! Oregon State faces discrimination and retaliation complaints from employees, Linfield University agrees to pay fired professor more than $1 million in whistleblower settlement, Oregon State University announces $200M education and research center aimed at technology industries, Oregon State University researchers tackle canine cancer, Oregon State University offers in-state tuition to tribal members nationwide, Oregon State University names Jayathi Murthy its next president. In Oregon, they like to give your money to the failing sports programs, and the incredible amount of student employees getting paid to stand and miss class. I shudder to imagine doing military service to afford this standard of education, much less being wounded in the process. Jun 3, 2012 Updated Nov 5, 2018. For instance, it is #162 in 2022 National Universities by US News. What a dits! What is the hardest college to get into in Oregon? they would make scrooge look benevolent. Lol. Read more. An endowment is the total value of a school's investments, donations, and assets. If you move here from California, Oregonians have a special kind of hate for you. And furthermore, those No Californians stickers on your real estate signs? BTW, any suggestions for dog friendly, off-leash hikes in the Rogue Valley area? Hear now since they are all Blazing up on Mary J since it all legal its by far worse, someones taxes gotta pay for all the inmates from crime and being committed to the local nut hut. The meth heads are rampant here. Even the strippers wear Birkenstocks. Or, if I respond in English, theyre also thrown for a loop, because it destroys any preconceived opinions they had beforehand! We have top notch professors here who have shaped the biology field and are more than willing to get students involved. Enjoy your singlewide. ***note to author*** shut your mouth if you dont know what youre talking about. Its the rampant legislation (Im pretty sure the state song of CA is There Ought to be a Law) and the inability to mind ones own business. Washingtons the best place if you dont mind a jackass governor who wants a state income tax on top of our high sales tax. As far as driving goes, why does half the populace swing their car far left before turning right? My son-in-laws family has been in the Phoenix area since before Cortez arrived. The only thing that makes it anywhere near worthwhile is credential inflation which now dictates a certain amount of collateral psychological torture (via your peers you've displaced) by throwing yourself through this gauntlet so that you can get $49,000 per year 6 years after graduation, according to this page. . "The University of Oregon, we believe, has unfairly continued to charge tuition payers for all of the things they were not allowed to experience and use during the Covid-19 campus closure and. This will basically be your daily life living in Oregon. I mean all of them! Jan. 30, 2023. So glad its not just me! Im sure friends of mine in your neck of the woods, would love to meet with you. Born and raised in Oregon, currently residing in LA. Imagine the dippiest part of Cambridge MA transplanted to the west coast. I took my hard earned benefits and have given them over to thieves that are more concerned with gathering their money than offering legitimate relevant education. They want Portland to look like Maoist China before they took the capitalist road. At least at these schools, they dedicate your tuition to the growth of the school, and to further your education. I think your missing the whole point of the story oregongirl1.. hes not being serious lol hes simply explaining why Californians shouldnt move here because so many have already! Basically making fun?! Kuos dismissal as dean was solely about leadership. Multnomah County, Oregon State University. Jan. 30, 2023. If you havent read the latest, according to every news source the big one is definitely coming very soon, and 3.97million Oregonians are most likely all going to perish any day now. In fact, its highly offensive and you will be reported. I felt passionate about helping others before I began undergraduate school, but this passion intensified as I furthered my education. Oregon girls arent like the girls you know back home. Spent my childhood here, family moved back to Kaiifornia, but after being widowed I came back home and will never leave. Thats almost the same number as number of babies born that year which is 46,102 https://public.health.oregon.gov/BirthDeathCertificates/VitalStatistics/birth/Documents/2015/facilmonth15_rev.pdf. Sun lacks thats the only drag but at least we have a summer! Who does that? I bet you didnt know they filmed that here in Salem. WOW! very much a study focused school with a campus that feels like a rom-com movie. Yup, 9% sales tax for a custom built home! Basically what Im telling you is that the author pretty much outright lied to you about most of this and it seems that they have never left the state, if not their local area. Tough. Yeah they are everywhere man, from the big cities to rural farming communities, throughout the nation. It doesnt exist anymore. Its cold, its bumpy, and instead of sleeping in your warm bed at home youll be sleeping in some creepy forest with creatures lurking in the night. We couldt even walk around the downtown area without getting harassed and threatened by freaks covered in tats and body piercings calling themselves the 99%. There are bad drivers everywhere but your Honda was stolen and you probably dont own a car, so dont worry about it. Were you blind folded when you bought that house, really! Where I grew up sissies didnt survive either. The basketball arena may need some updating but not a bad seat in the place. Insurance actually totaled it out thats how bad the hail was. ", "I transferred to Oregon State from my current university because I loved the program options available and felt passionate about the major I chose. Its four bordering states are Nevada, Washington, California, and Idaho . There is a lot more to Oregon than just Portland. Marijuana isnt changing anything cause people did it anyway. My dad retired from PG&E. If you dont believe its bad here, just take a drive down main street in Springfield anytime of the week. White boys. Also locality is a factor with my own eventual Portland Exodus. The 60s never died in Oregon. I think Springfield was rated in the top 10 worst Oregon citys to live. Go Beavs! Nice try to dissuade, but, everyone who so much as weekends here wantsno.. Humorous satire? Since Oregon State is on the trimester system it is fast paced, but it also makes the time fly by. My family has lived in the same house for over 40 years and my mom grew up about a block away before that it used to be in a nice neighborhood now other than 1 neighbor that has been here pretty much as long as my parents we are scared of most of the people in the neighborhood so dont even talk to anyone else since the other people who were good and trustworthy have moved away. I applied for Kinesiology and the Pre-PT Program. It sucks that people are hated for moving there. But everything afterjust bizarre. also the people seems too be about as boring as the paint. I want Oregon back! With its world-renowned STEM programs (in Engineering, Marine Biology, and Agricultural Science, to name a few), many would believe that the humanities programs are lackluster. Simple minded Oregonians thats who. Ok, so you dont have to drink to have fun. As to the women here, Im not interested in them, though Ive been hit on by several! The old SRO hotels, which used to have rooms from $5 a night and so on in both Portland and Seattle have been torn down, and now yuppies rent rooms about the same size, albeit with pickup camper size private bathrooms for $1500 a month and feel like they are both getting a major bargain and helping the environment. Im convinced the zombie apocalypse has already started right here in Oregon. You will more than likely make friends and get a support system. He speaks perfect english with zero accent. How have you managed life all of these years? The University of Oregon, like any school, has both good and bad aspects that need to be considered during the college decision making process. Aaron sounds like a personal problem after reading about your job application being turned down. The other half are exaggerations. The struggle is definitely real. I need to get my ass up the in WA. Perhaps YOU need to get laid? 83% of 97 students said this degree improved their career prospects, 84% of 97 students said they would recommend this school to others, "Online CS student, repeating what other 3-or-lower reviews have said here. Youve done enough damage. Its absolutely gorgeous, the people are nice and drivers, for the most part, are polite. LOL! Not Oregon State. Still thinking about moving to Oregon? For example, if you would like to change your password to your student account, it is going to take you no less than 2 hours, speaking to various students(paid with your tuition) and jumping through hoops, just so that you can find out what your schedule looks like. Land of dumb white people that never lived anywhere else. He has liberals from Portland assuming he is an ignorant illegal every day. I have no intention of moving. The hard wing lefties ruined a once great state, now its hippies and illegals as far as the eye can see. Lets try to confine it to CA, which is now irretrievably defiled. How much does it rain? I applied for a job at U of DOh in 2011, and they said that I lied on my EEOC paperwork they had the audacity to assume that theres no way that I could be Hispanic without a Spanish surname, or Spanish accent! #14 of 28 things to do in Corvallis. Apparently other universities don't arrange their exams like this. Then the East Coasters began to arrive. I did see people playing golf in the rain in Portland. Oregon State University had amazing opportunities for individuals to get out of their comfort zone, spread their wings and try new things. Actually, it works for me. People move around all the time, why does everyone get their panties in a twist? Not it isnt. Parking (bad) As much as the university has built several and newer parking garages there still isn't enough space during the week to park, and that some parking spots are not for the public. Only the ditzy ones like OregonGirl1 that cant even understand clear satire. You sound so ungrateful, there is so much to do all over this beautiful state. I concur with EVERYTHING! Brutus Buckeye is randomly running around EVERYWHERE. The violence against women grouping includes things such as domestic violence, date rape, and stalking. It may just be that the school doesn't have as strict reporting as others. I literally drank a whole garden in a cup, and theres just something really weird about that. you missed another one. You can buy beer in gas stations and grocery stores but have to go to the liquor store for hard alcohol, which is a step up from where I live now where you have to go to the liquor store for EVERYTHING. They assumed that I was an illiterate, non English speaking, illegal guess again, pendejo! Based on this information, does Oregon State University (OSU) seem like a good fit? But I really dont wanna move to Washington. people you speak about. 16 reviews. Factual statistic. Interested in music or performing? Tongue and Cheek. The median ACT score of an admitted student to Oregon State University (OSU) is Murthy is currently dean of the School of Engineering and Applied Science at the University of California Los Angeles, where shes the first woman to hold that position. I chose West Hall, which happened to have a mouse infestation. So Im a little confused as to why you think Oregon is so lame and boring. He often carried a pistol on his belt. No self respecting Oregonian carries an umbrella. You should also be aware however, that the dining on campus is limited in the sense of hours. Oh you have an important business meeting to attend to? My California got improved out of existence. Alot more to Oregon then Springfield. We literally have camps all over towns like Eugene. Ive never seen hail larger than tiny pebbles (Salem area). Known for tailgating, boozy music festivals and frat parties, this top party school wasnt all fun and games in 2014. For me, anything not near I-5 sucks. I love the clases and the program options. GO MOUNTAINEERS!! #14 is funny because no one in their right mind would want an Oregon woman anyway. CA people say PG & E. Pacific Gas and Electric. I cant go back because it is also Kalifornikated out of existence with PC laws designed to make fools feel prosperous and safe and prevent their ever being offended. My one weekend in Portland was the most surreal 2 days of my life. Where women are women and so are half the men. Attending these fairs, you will quickly realize that your diploma that you paid for like it was a Corvette is only the minimum you could have possibly done, so already the "favor" the institution has done for you by putting you in the same race as the rich, able-bodied or untraumatized is out the window. The Columbia River gorge is considered by many to be the best place in the world for windsurfing. They especially like to make left hand turns in front of you from the right hand lane. If you build a new house? Job placement statistics for recent graduates can give you a sense of the return on investment a school offers. The worst thing about Oregon state university is the parking services. Then there is the Interstate . HA! To put it simply, Oregon girls are just too badass for you. I liked my student teaching supervisor as well. Not my fault that youre incapable of adapting to change. I know what youre thinking, Oregon looks like paradise! Marijuana is legal here too. Oregon State University Sports-Related Financial Aid. They stage massive bicycle protests that block traffic because they think cars should be banned and everyone should ride a bicycle. Ive been here 25 years and I dont recognize anything Tyler is referring to. Which is good because jobs are very scarce. Im guessing you dontwant to be wet all the time, and youve probably never fished in your life. Soon the Oregon of the 20th century will be completely obliterated. Consider it. Advancements in semiconductors through surface chemistry . I chalk it up to ignorance on the natives part. Complaints of retaliation against whistleblowers in Oregon higher education are not unique to OSU. Its very possible that people who move to Oregon may have moved from California but are not native. But I grew up in a small town (San Dimas) 20 miles or so east of Pasadena and I loved it. Hoping this article was a spoof! Although its hundreds of miles away from Home my transition into this beautiful campus has been nothing but full of fun and adventure. Advising is a waste of time, because they will not follow through with tasks that need to be accomplished for a student to determine exactly what course work is required of them. No job s here. If you do none of these things, well sorry slick you just dont have what it takes to impress an Oregon girl. It is why I do my grocery shopping once a month. Its a joke. $12.00 dollars for a smoothie ?. Have you ever considered the fact that you should go fuck yourself? Hide your kids, hide you grandma, because marijuana will literally suck your soul and destroy everything and everyone you love. So I will stay but everybody else can go. Most of the people here are very hateful of outsiders and super sensitive if they perceive you to be one. Woot! 1. Oregon hates Portland! So, please stay home since you obviously cant acclimate outside of your bubble. This tacks on thousands of dollars in debt for students, and forces them to change their plans and schedules without any warning. 541-753-4496. Yes I agree Oregon is not the most exciting place, but has plenty to offer depending on what youre looking for. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Around 84% of applicants get into Oregon State University (OSU) each year. Oh and if you drive a Honda here, consider it gone, because a tweaker will most definitely steal your Honda. They all have that look about them and are just as intelligent. So much so, that my wife and I like disc golf. Your experience will depend on what you want to study and accomplish here. Ask anyone whos moved here from out of state, the years go by and they are still not accepted astrue Oregonians. Three months after my acceptance they did not transfer my credits or process my student aid to give me an idea of how much I would need to pay and for what classes. okay you for got the DA in Marion county look wrong at a woman, have her call the cops you get to live in Eastern Oregon for the next 7 years and come out with the label sex offender for the rest of your life. P.S. Oregon has a different company for electricity. PLEASE do not give this institution any of your time or money, seek a legitimate institution that is in the business of providing education, not deceiving distance students out of their money. ", "Don't be fooled by these 4-5 star reviews left for Oregon State University. The ease with which just walking over the border and claiming right to residence probably attracts more people, and even the homeless as they can claim instant resident rights and welfare. My first day here I was stabbed and on other occasions friends were mugged. Unless you like ugly men in bars. Choosing a quality study environment, decreasing any internal or external distractions, and limiting your multitasking can help make your study time even more productive and effective. "Oregon State University: Acceptance Rate and Admissions Statistics." ThoughtCo, Aug. 27, 2020, thoughtco.com/oregon-state-gpa-sat-act-data-786578. Even with over 28,000 students attending the university I was still able to find my friends for life and my home away from home. What the hell does gluten free even mean? And I see you took this a a serious article and not a satire.Thats amusing. #1 OSU is #1 for innovation in the Pacific Northwest ( U.S. News & World Report) Take A Virtual Tour Open the accessible version of Oregon State University-Cascades's virtual experience. Whether the university is situated in a college town or in the heart of a big city, you will have a much greater opportunity to meet and develop relationships with many different types of people . Around 84% of students who start at Oregon State University (OSU) come back the next year. 20. r/wsu. Taking the train was cool. Sign up for monthly emails full of local travel inspiration and fun trip ideas. Connect with the world's largest college forum for candid, authentic discussion. Dr. 541-752-5000. Weve already established how much camping sucks in the woods, but imagine camping next to homeless heroin junkies. Hell Im in a program of Engineering thats about Green Energy. Retention and Graduation Rates at Oregon State University (OSU) 6. When ranking the cost of living with high income and property taxes, workplace safety, and other factors, Oregon ranks 49th out of 50 states for households trying to make a living. 115 SW 2nd St, Corvallis, OR 97333-4737. Eh, wed probably actually trade you for ten of them, theyre all from NY and CA, and they all suck ass to be around, so meh. When he is not sharing all the best parts of Oregon online, he is out looking for a new place to explore. The state attained statehood on February 14, 1859, becoming the 33rd state to join the union. They bring down the values which in turn brings down the taxes. There are 559 athletes who take part in at least one sport at the school, 298 men and 261 women. We get people from California, Oregon and a few other states that come here and drive SR14 going 35. very homey. I did have one professor whose teaching experience was only in elementary school, but for some reason was teaching future secondary teachers. Theres literally hail everyday, and its actually pretty dangerous sometimes. The environment you . Written November 4, 2020 . The migrant rate to Portland Metro area in 2015 was 40,621 http://www.oregonmetro.gov/news/portland-region-nears-24-million-residents-growing-41000-last-year. Being a displaced Oregon Native I must admit I loved this Parody and found 99-100% of this to be actually quite factual, good Job.
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