What? [Happy has just been hit by a car] Happy learns to putt. 1. That's my puck, baby, don't you ever touch my puck. Doug Thompson: With Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Frances Bay. Comedy, Sports and Fitness. Happy Gilmore (1996) . [makes putt] What? Answer: an alligator. Happy: Just tap it in. Doctor: IRS Agent: [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] Virginia: [Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Get off of me! tournament down in Florida. Happy: Well, I'm outta here! Now, the board has taken the following actions: You'll be fined 25,000 dollars and suspended for one month. I'll give you the ol' smoochie smoochie, kissy wissy. WHO NEEDS YOU? Why don't you just put it down? Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore: Directed by Dennis Dugan. Happy Gilmore - Subway 1996's Happy Gilmore was a key film in the ascent of Adam Sandler , building him into one of the biggest comedy film stars of the past few decades. You can't take her house. Happy: I AM GOOD! Happy Gilmore: I don't hate you. Happy: The price is wrong, bitch. What are you doing Happy? bother you again.BUT, if you missyou gotta give me a big fat kiss. MacDonald is 6'3" while Sandler is 5'10". A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football? ?? You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Bob Barker: Happy Gilmore: IRS Agent Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, or mustard. Happy Gilmore: Shooter! Just keep off your feet for a few days. You're very good-looking. Copyright 2023 Dr. You're in MY world now, grandma! What do ya say? Where were you on that one, dipshit? I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. Terry: He's lost the power to hit the long ball. You will not make this putt you jackass! Oh yeah. We have to take the house. Grandma Probably a great golfer huge ass. Doug Thompson: Bob Barker: : "Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. (Sounds of the clown spitting out Happy's Golf ball). [Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead]. The price is *wrong*, bitch! We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. one Subway soft drink container, two verbal mentions of Subway, one Subway commercial starring Happy, a Subway T-shirt, and a Subway golf bag. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last. All Rights Reserved. Happy: Well, I'm outta here! [to caddy] ", kinder~1.mp3 He's a publicist's *dream*. [to himself while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage] Julie Bowen didn't have the highest of expectations when she joined the cast of Happy Gilmore, the follow-up to Adam Sandler 's 1995 breakout Billy Madison that was released 25 years ago today . Doug Thompson: A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass. 2. ANSWER ME!! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? Announcer: Spectator: It's about time. Adam Sandler stars in this hilarious comedy that scores a hole in one for gut-busting wit and outrageous slapstick. Odd Legal Team. Happy Gilmore Image for Silhouette or Cricut , Svg, Eps, Dxf LongLiveTheWeekend. Subway didn't officially start endorsing people until Jared Fogle in 2000 so technically, Happy Gilmore is the franchise's first celebrity face. This man is destroying golf. Nov 24, 2014 - Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. I'm sorry, I have no discretion. Shooter McGavin: That's your HOME! His job before he started playing golf was a construction worker. IRS Agent: Happy Gilmore: [watching Happy's Subway commercial] Once during a game, he jumped into the stands at Madison Square Garden and fought with a fan. $59.99 $ 59. [referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home] That house is like four hundred yards away. What are you talking about? Waterbury Open 1996 - Happy Gilmore Essential T-Shirt. ", "I saw it go up, did it come back in? Kevin Nealon as Potter "Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow, working it.". 37 What actor plays the male nurse at Happy's . [to the clown hole at the mini-golf course after it spits out his ball] : Happy: That's my puck, baby, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY PUCK! You're in big trouble though, pal. Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter? Mr. Larson: AllOver.wav(227K) [Happy singing] Talk about your all-time backfires! I'm afraid that's impossible, sir. Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty will be teeing off now. Virginia: Just..ah..behave, okay? Doug Thompson: Frequent and unrelenting product placement of Subway subs, in the form of hats, T-shirts, signs, commercials, and a scene where two of the main characters are eating at a Subway restaurant. Gary Potter: : die_clown.mp3 Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore: Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. Upon their first meeting, McDonald ultimately decided to accept the role and has said it remains one of the best decisions of his career. [intentionally antagonizing Happy] I wasn't really the greatest skater. //-->, bitch.mp3 Julie Bowen later revealed on Access Hollywood that there is a deleted segment of the Happy Place scene where she made out with the dwarf dressed like a cowboy. [Chubbs plays and sings "We've Only Just Begun" on the piano]. Flaherty had previously appeared in the film "Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird" (1985), where a yellow Volkswagen beetle figured prominently into the plot. Subway Svg, Subway Logo, Fast Food, Logo, Logo svg, Sign, Sandwich, Sandwich Svg, Footlong, Sub Sandwich, Clipart, Clipart Svg, [the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin]. JackAss1.wav(29K) Shooter: NO! Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: By harebrained. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. View in iTunes. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. [Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond]. 1. Shooter McGavin: Bay also appeared in the 1998 series finale of Seinfeld (1989), as did Ben Stiller's father, Jerry Stiller (in his recurring role as Frank Costanza). You could get her a really nice condo. Happy Gilmore: Nevertheless, Happy Gilmore has been the best spokesman Subway has ever had, owing to . Chubbs: Chubbs: Listen to what I say", big_trouble.mp3 [after the air conditioner falls out the window and on an old lady] I'm sorry, I have no discretion here. Nick Faldo is mentioned, but never seen on-screen. [Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again] Happy Gilmore: Why don't ya just come back up stairs honey? And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff! All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good. Shooter: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say. You're gonna die, clown! We're gonna be okay, Grandma. Official Sites See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life. : Oh, I hope he *wins*. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. Oh my god! 1996 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 31m | Sports Movies. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: [intentionally antagonizing Happy] Happy: Step right up, folks! Are you too good for your home? TV-14 1 hr 29 min | 1996. A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house. I don't want a *piece* of you, I want the *whole thing*! Announcer: I bet you put something to the water. While they both have the majority of screen time together in this movie, they share no scenes together in the latter film. $27.33. I thought we were going to be just friends. It's circular. Ah ah. Shooter McGavin "Just stay out of my way. die_clown.mp3 Happy Gilmore: (clown laughter) I hate that clown. Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. I know. LEGO. [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house] Shooter McGavin: The script called for an immediate scene transition after Happy slugged Bob Barker, but then they got the idea to turn it into a full-blown fistfight instead. If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. Answer: three . You wanna go to the Sizzler and get some grub? [Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance]. Happy Gilmore: [while walking on the golf course] [laughing] I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's. ", "What do you think Grandma wants more - to get her house back, or to see her grandson succeed? Oh, you can count. It's over. GameRoom.wav(119K) HA on the one cheek, and sure enough PPY on the other. 151. Damned alligator BIT my hand off! Felling the flow. I wasn't really the greatest skater though. [Happy hitting a big drive], Beep.wav(132K) Happy Gilmore. /* happy-gilmore */ Nursing Home Orderly: Happy Gilmore: I just said I saw it. google_ad_client = "ca-pub-9492180082354655"; Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. I'm the worst. Ya Jack Ass! That was so much easier than putting. I'm Bob Barker. IRS Agent It makes me hungry. 14. Happy! ", old.mp3 ", hg-clown.wav Happy: Good luck. According to Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald had difficulty believing Shooter would be afraid of fighting Happy due to his size advantage. I didn't see it, could you tell me if it went in? from the gameroom, so Peace! Give it a little tappy tap tap taparoo. That's two thus far, Shooter. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Happy Gilmore "What the BLEEP"(continual bleeping), hg-bottle.wav Well, I'd like to see you try. All good things", "Give me one of them big ones, I don't care", where.mp3 They debated for a while until Sandler convinced MacDonald that Shooter was afraid of Happy's violent temper. [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off]. Answer: Top Flite XL . : Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: By Aymanalabsi. [to the IRS Agent] Announcer: You have been doing this your whole life. In one scene it's a fence, in another it's another actor. Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? Available on Tubi TV, iTunes, Hulu. Joe Sakic of the NHL's Colorado Avalanche appears uncredited during the hockey tryout scene. Julie Bowen and Kevin Nealon appeared in Weeds (2005). Happy Gilmore: Lee Trevino said that had he read the script and seen the salty language, he would've passed. 5. Shooter McGavin: You can't just take her stuff, she's too old! Well, You're a little banged up but no serious injuries. Virginia: The Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. Steve enjoys golfing with the guys, grilling on Saturdays, and shopping for polos at Jcpenny while his wife looks at "lady stuff." Steve dreams of one day taking his family on a trip to a "less fortunate" country, in hopes that his children will learn to appreciate what they have. ", hg-clothes.wav Where are you taking all her stuff? And you have to pretend you like it too. Happy Gilmore: You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. You're a terrible kindergarten teacher. In a 2011 interview with the AV Club, Christopher McDonald claims he originally turned down the role of Shooter McGavin several times because he was growing tired of being typecast as an antagonist. I think you should be working at the snack bar. Chubbs: All right, as long as you're willing to admit that. Happy Gilmore: Before cops took him into custody, McDonald pulled the celebrity card telling them, "I was in 'Happy Gilmore'." You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR Search the Imgflip meme database for popular memes and blank meme templates Because of Bob Barker's cameo, ratings for The Price Is Right (1972) rose considerably amongst college-age viewers. It's circular. Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. (putts) Son of a bitch ball! I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name Grandma: Happy Gilmore I'm sorry, I have no discretion here. Budweiser, Pepsi, Visa and the commercial-within-the-film for Subway restaurants. This guy sucks! Share the best GIFs now >>> I beg to differ. ", "Happy Gilmore, you're starting to sound like a golfer", Mr. Larson (Happy's former boss) threatens Shooter, "I had to hit it off Frankenstein's fat foot", ohyeah.mp3 Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy Gilmore. Look, I know that and I'm sorry, all right? Weekley replicated it after his tee shot on the first hole and went on to defeat Wilson 4 & 2, with Team USA winning by 16 to 11 for their first Ryder Cup victory since their famous comeback in 1999. SOBball.wav(111K) Bob Barker: Grandma? Workin' it. This is a biggie, time's ticking. [laughs] You're in my world now grandma. Reply . I'm not attractive. It helps me go to sleep. Happy Gilmore: Happy learned how to putt! I would have. What? From Happy Gilmore 1996Enjoy More @JCH 007. : [Happy pulls the guy's shirt over his head and then punches him in the face]. You're gonna give that shit up. Shooter McGavin: Jack Ass! . So you decided to headbud Bob Barker? Aside from his football career, Marshawn is known to grace television screens in various cameos. Chubbs: But I didn't have any money. It requires talent and self discipline. Starring: Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen. Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. Starter #1: Answer: fast food restaurant cashier. You've got to kick him off the tour. [Angrily, with teeth clenched] IRS Agent You boys are going to pay for that! Happy Gilmore "Yea I know. But I didn't have any money. Chubbs: Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I'm alright. Happy Gilmore: Happy, the gold jacket's yours. Which fast food restaurant did Happy make a commercial for? Working it. Working it. Said it might be a little too dangerous. Get me outta here! To play hockey. I gotta make some money. Coach: Verne Lundquist filmed all his scenes in one day, on the same set, even when he was in "different" locations for the golf tournaments. 4 out of 5 stars (45) $ 1.99. I don't know. Happy Gilmore How you doing, Happy? Damn you people. [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] That's your home. You're gonna die clown!! Thanks for dressing up. Bob Barker: putt.mp3 Both Julie Bowen(who plays Adam Sandler's love interest in this movie) and Richard Kiel were both in Tangled (2010) and Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (2017-2019). I was wrong. Hey Gilmore, you suck ya jackass. Little Nicky = Popeyes . Yeah, right. Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. So you had a fight with a game show host on national TV. David Hasselhoff is mentioned twice by Shooter McGavin in this film. He probably wouldn't get a club deal because the ones he is using are his grandfather's and potentially provide a source of Happy's supernatural ball-striking ability. ", hg-alright.wav IRS Agent: By 90s-Mall. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal.". This is going to be hilarious. 1. Oh, man. IRS Agent: START WATCHING. He just got a Hole-in-One on a *par four*! "Where were you on that one, dipshit? Happy Gilmore: Tim Allen was considered for the role of Shooter McGavin. Happy: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course! Oh, I'm sorry about that. Orderly: You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT-THE-HELL-UP! Well I'm NOT DOUG! [to Happy] Happy Gilmore: Twenty bucks says you can't do it again. Let's do it, then! When Happy makes his Subway commercial, they are cutting their bread the original way with a V shape down the middle which started the change over to the hinge in 1999. In a 2021 interview with NBC Sports, Christopher McDonald revealed that he modeled the character Shooter McGavin after golfing legend Greg Norman. [apologizing to Chubbs, attempting to persuade him to be his coach for his match against Shooter] Although Happy doesn't seem like much of a sell-out, he also has brand loyalty, as displayed by his soliloquy regarding his meaty, tasty subway sandwich. Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" ball..ah, wacker guy! Happy Gilmore: Not a rock concert. All good things. Happy: Hey what are you doing now? Get that gold jacket that I never got. I eat pieces of shit like you for Do you know what the pathetic thing is? By RobertRo921724. Happy, a raucous hockey player turned golfer, sends the sedate sport into overdrive after he becomes a media sensation with his outlandish antics on the links. When Happy trains with Chubbs at the miniature golf course, the first hole is surrounded by penguins that terrorized him in Billy Madison (1995). [intentionally antagonizing Happy] [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs] Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. He first appeared in The League in 2014, followed by another episode the following year. Her stuff is now our stuff. It's like a carousel. Come on down! How many times has this guy tried out, anyway? Big Daddy = McDonalds/Hooters .